It feels like you’ve gone from alpha to beta,
From starting string to sideline player.
The changes you’ve made (meant to improve)
Have knocked me out of my blogging groove.
The colors, the scale, the overall tools
Feels like something designed by and for Playschool.
My posts, which I used to find with a click
Are now hidden behind walls so very thick.
My notification flag constantly glows
Even after I’ve read all that it knows.
My reader has turned from a thing of real beauty
Into a place that I visit only from duty.
The map feature that’s added refuses to load
And the blogging experience has entirely slowed.
So, please, WordPress, If you know what’s best,
Return to your roots and let us do the rest.
Lessons From the End of a Marriage 